May 2013
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niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
Anonymous asked: I don't know why everyone swoons over you so much. You look like every other girl on here. nothing extraordinary.
Anonymous asked: so this is totally creeper and i apologize but you are sooo hot, i think of you daily; your bf is a very lucky guy, he better be a stud in the sack and do you right tho
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Anonymous asked: fuck me
Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
Unbreakable: butcherd: chekhov: In health class we... →
butcherd:
chekhov:
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate…
A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR...
aqono:
satan-doge:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
THIS IS A CROP
IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN
THIS IS A WHIP
IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN
NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN
I JUST SPAT CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY HOMEWORK AND DESK BECUASE OF THE END OF...
Reblog this if you ride english.
trottingonafairytalee:
now check your ask.
Anonymous asked: you're so... fucking attractive
When you watch Torchwood there is a warning at the very beginning that some...
– John Barrowman.
Barrowman, everyone.
This is why I love him, and why I will always love him.
(via thedoctorandthewoman)
John Barrowman is my hero!
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John Barrowman
Pointing out what utter bullshit all the bigoted whining people did about Torchwood was
Seriously, it is...
“You’re so..” finish it in my ask.